Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Just read this

I just read this job description for a sr. pastor and it made me laugh (and sad) at the same time.

1. Preach with Passion 2. Administration Gifts 3. Audio Visual Experience 4. MIcrosoft/quickbooks Experience 5. Community Involvement 6. Pastoral Compassionate 7. Musical giftings Preferred

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  1. good luck with that...

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  2. Anonymous9:28 AM EDT

    Requirements for Congregation:

    1. Easily impressed by marketing and technology.
    2. Unquestioning acceptance with strong need for spiritual consumerism.
    3. Consistent upbeat attitude.
    4. Apathy towards pain or signs of reality.


    DClark

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