Theories of Emergent: Theory #1

Many have theories about the emerging church. Many people have opinions. As a follower of Jesus, I know one thing to be true about the future. Some may call it a theory, other will not.
It involves Dan Kimball. (pictured) Last year I heard a critic of the Emerging Church declare his theory regarding Dan. He declared that Dan would splinter off from the Emerging Church movement and start an "orthodox" version. I think that dude is wrong. But I will opine here about Dan's future.

To state my theory concisely, Dan Kimball will never change his haircut. Ever.
Call me a futurist if you must, but I believe it to be so.

I simply can't see Dan in any other haircut. To think of him with an accountant's cut or a long messy surfter mop is unthinkable. No. Dan's hair will remain the same, forever and ever and always. amen and amen.