My Dream Team Conference Line up

Someone recently requested a list from me.
The list of people I'd love to hear at a conference.
Here's my list of my dream conference speakers:

John Stewart
Eugene Peterson
Seth Godin
Chris Argyris
Demond Tutu
Frederick Bueckner
Bono
Guy Kawasaki
Joe Myers
The Coen Brothers
Chuck Palahniuck
Ira Glass
Mike Rowe