A Conversation with King David

(picture David wandering through a field of flowers, leaning against a tree with notepad and singing outloud as he's writing a song to God)

David:
How long, O LORD? Will you forget me forever?
How long will you hide your face from me? How long must I wrestle with my thoughts
and every day have sorrow in my heart?
How long will my enemy triumph over me?
Look on me and answer, O LORD my God.
Give light to my eyes, or I will sleep in death;
my enemy will say, "I have overcome him,"
and my foes will rejoice when I fall.
But I trust in your unfailing love;
my heart rejoices in your salvation.
I will sing to the LORD,
for he has been good to me.

Jonathon: (who has approached without being seen):
Dude. Get over yourself.

David:
What?

Jonathon:
Listen to your music man. I will sing.
for he has been good to ME. Your songs are so self centered!

David:
What?

J: You are so influenced by the futurical American consumer culture of individualism. You need to change your pronouns and make God the center of your music, not yourself.

D: ?????

J:
I'm telling you, that you are a self centered prick.

David:
Now wait a minute! Bro! Your dad was trying to kill me.

J: Yeah but that's not about you man, it's about God. More of him, less of you man.

D: huh?

J: Look I know you keep saying that God is inspiring to you. Do you go into a coma and write this stuff, do you take drugs, or what's going on?

D: ????? Uh.... your dad is trying to kill me and he's hunting me down with his entire army!

J: See. It's all about you man. Worship is about God, not you. I'm outa here man.

D: ?????