Thoughts on Idiocy

Thought #1

I'm not a big name caller, but occassionally I'll mumble something under my breath. It's not a good habit, but it's true. It's me. My go to derogatory comment for the past 4 years has been "freakin' idiot". Not very nice really, but considering the possibilities.. it's tame. I'm officially changing my "go to" comment. "Freakin' idiot" has served me well but "dunderhead" or "schlep"?
What's your go to comment

Thought #2
It's all relative.
To a moron and idiot is a genius.

Thought #3
Ok. a bit more honest and how God is dealing with me on idiocy.
I was driving today and was thinking a bit of information I'd been told earlier in the day. How one particular young speaker who is occassionally invited to a few conferences here and there and how much I think he has very little of what he has to say. (I told you this would be honest didn't I). I actually thought, why would anyone invite him to a that part that conference, they must be really hurting for speakers I thought.

Then it hit me.

I'm that guy at the conferences I speak at too. I'm the guy the real speakers think has nothing to say.

Then I had to confess how petty, arrogant and moronic I am.